In his lifetime, half-man half-pelican Ronald Pelican, F.M.B., (Flightless Man Bird) was a Navy Admiral living in the mid to late 19th century. Upon his grave departure from life with the untimely sinking of his beloved ship, the S.S. Pinafore, in the South Seas on July 7, 1877, Ronald was sentenced to hell for all eternity, on account of his father having been born a pelican (and God hates pelicans). Consequently, he has been forced to entertain an audience until the end of time, singing Frank Sinatra lounge lizard songs circa 1940 and telling the stories of his not so convenient life to those who choose to come and listen.